MCDONALD'S

McDonald's is basically the fast food equivalent of that friend you keep around for convenience but never really want to hang out with. Sure, it’s clean — a 5/5 hygiene rating means you won’t catch a stomach bug here (this time). But with a Google rating of 3.6, this place is as hit-and-miss as the WiFi at a coffee shop. Patrick Walsh thinks it's cool with good service, and I guess that’s nice. However, Deirdre Mohan points out that waiting 27 minutes for your Big Mac definitely qualifies as a slow food experience.

And let’s talk about food poisoning... 🥴 Weronika Bisewska learned the hard way, proving that not all fries are created equal. If you're in desperate need of a burger fix, McDonald's can deliver, but don't expect to be wowed. It’s a fuel stop, not a food destination.