KITCH

Kitch, where the only thing cooking is the drama. The fitters are apparently top-notch, but judging by the reviews, the end product is about as reliable as a politician’s promise. One reviewer, Anika, swears the dreams sold by Tabrez during consultation went up in smoke as soon as they unwrapped their new kitchen. From warped doors to a mishmash of colors, it sounds like they went full Picasso on a kitchen design. On the other hand, Matt Rose can’t stop gushing about his fabulous fitters, but let’s be real: he’s not the one living with that kitchen disaster.

If you’re into kitchens that look like a bad DIY project with a side of regret, then grab your mortgage and head to Kitch. Otherwise, steer clear and let someone else suffer through their home improvement horror story. It’s safe to say this isn’t the place for your next project unless you fancy a game of ‘guess what went wrong’ with your new cabinets. 🔨