STARBUCKS

Starbucks, the ubiquitous coffee chain, is like the fast-food version of cafes. Hygiene is spot on, but the reviews reflect a lack of effort behind that counter. With an average rating that screams 'meh,' it’s clear this isn’t the hottest spot to grab a caffeine fix. But hey, if you’re looking for a quick pit stop while shopping, it’ll do—just don’t expect a warm-hearted barista who remembers your name.

With basic offerings and a vibe that’s as flat as your coffee if it’s made poorly, you might want to think of this place as a fuel stop. It’s clean and everything, but unless you’re in desperate need of caffeine or baked goods, you might want to keep walking to find somewhere that gives half a damn.