COSTA COFFEE

Costa Coffee is like that mate who shows up to the party, but you know they'll just sit in the corner scrolling through their phone. Hygiene is on point, but with a 4.1-star rating, it’s just there. The coffee's decent, but it won’t get your heart racing like a double espresso would. And those pastries? They might taste like they’ve been in the oven for a bit too long.

If you swing by, you might get a solid cup of coffee, but don't expect to be blown away. It's a safe choice when you need a caffeine fix, but your taste buds will probably be snoozing. If you're after ambiance, you probably won’t get it here. Just your typical coffee shop experience with a few friendly faces, but let’s be real, you could probably find better brews elsewhere.