ARCHIE'S

Archie's is the kind of place that sounds great in theory but leaves you questioning your life choices after one too many mediocre meals. While the hygiene is a solid 5, the food and atmosphere don't quite match up. Sure, you’ll find decent burgers and shakes, but when you see it through your friend’s eyes, it’s less of a trendsetter and more of a nostalgia trip gone wrong. It's spacious but cold—perfect if you’re trying to freeze out bad memories.

Some staff shine like a beacon of hope, while others seem like they’ve just rolled in from a long nap. And let’s face it; nobody ever wants to be reminded of how badly a meal can go when you order something that looks so good on paper but tastes like a letdown. If you’re after good vibes, you might need to look elsewhere.