DILKHUSH

Dilkhush is where your taste buds may be doing a little jig while your stomach might just be crying for help. This place has a 1/5 hygiene rating—yes, you read that right—while Karl is out here singing praises for the £12.50 set meal. Seriously, he had the mixed kebab starter and a vindaloo that made him feel like royalty. Meanwhile, the delivery crew seems to be taking their sweet time, leaving some folks like Sam and Candice with empty stomachs and missed orders.

Just remember, if you’re diving into this culinary minefield, you’re rolling the dice. You could end up with a spicy feast or a food safety nightmare. So, if you're feeling lucky and have a strong constitution, give it a shot, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.