LODGE LUNCHES

Lodge Lunches is like that friend who always shows up but never brings the good snacks. The food is decent, but nothing to write home about. The staff seem friendly, but you might catch a whiff of mediocrity wafting in from the kitchen, especially when you order the chicken salad that tastes like a sad Monday morning. The vibe? A bit stale, like last week’s bread roll.

If you’re in the area and need a quick bite to fuel your Netflix binge, sure, swing by. Just don’t expect any culinary fireworks—more like a sparkler going out at a bad wedding. With a hygiene score of five, at least you won't leave with any questionable souvenirs. Just your underwhelmed taste buds to remember it by.