Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 200 Nechells Park Road, Birmingham, B7 5SR
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For the kind of person who plays with fire, knowing they might get burnt.
Great food, dodgy kitchen. You know the risks. Pack Imodium and pray.
Vallero is like that one friend who always brings the questionable dish to potlucks but somehow still gets rave reviews. Hygiene? A solid 1, and yet the reviews are flooded with five-star love for their fish and chips and biryanis. Akhil kumar Are can't get enough of those Arabic flatbreads, while Parupally Saivamshi claims the lamb biryani is the stuff of dreams. But let's be clear—if you’re rolling the dice here, you might just end up with a side of questionable stomach vibes.
The food might be winning hearts, but folks, just try not to think too hard about where it’s coming from. If you're feeling brave and have a strong constitution, dive into their highly praised dishes, but keep a Pepto-Bismol chaser nearby.
"Having my evening coffee with Arabic influenced flat breads"
"They are just amazing in taste and the quality of food is great!"
"The highlight of my meal was the lamb biryani—perfectly spiced"
Vallero — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 25 February 2025