RICE N THREE

Rice n three is a cheeky little spot where you get to pick your own curry trio, and trust me, their nihari on Saturdays is the stuff of legends. People rave about smashing two meats and a veg for less than a tenner—what's not to love? The staff, like Simon, have been at it since the dawn of time and are as friendly as your grandma at a family gathering. You might even end up eating there four times in one week like Naomi did before Ramadan.

But hold on, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows; some folks have noticed that portions are shrinking faster than my will to go to the gym. And a word of warning: Kelly had a culinary disaster with her Uber Eats order that would make Gordon Ramsay weep. So, if you’re going for takeout, better double-check that it’s not a cold mess. Otherwise, dive in and enjoy what’s sure to be a flavorful feast. 🌈🍛