STATION KEBAB HOUSE

🏠 7A Station Road, Portslade, BN41 1GA

🍽️ Kebab Shop

Tier Achieved:

💀 DOUBLE SLAP 💀

Bad AND dirty. Worse than a meal deal.

Like being slapped twice. The food's crap and you'll probably get the 💩s anyway. Just... don't.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 2/5 FSA Certified
⭐ Google Rating 3.2 112 reviews
Mon12 PM–12 AM
Tue12 PM–12 AM
Wed12 PM–12 AM
Thu12 PM–1 AM
Fri12 PM–1 AM
Sat12 PM–1 AM
Sun3 PM–12 AM

Kebabs that might just kill you.

Station Kebab House is like that dodgy kebab shop you regret after a night out. Sure, some people swear by it, like Dan Freeland who thinks the kofte kebab wrap is the bee's knees, but let's be real: the hygiene rating is a woeful 2. Ste Hall’s experience was a disaster with curled meat and a trip to the train station trash can. Don't even get me started on the staff—Malik Rahman had to deal with a grumpy old man who treated him like he was asking for a five-star meal. If your idea of a good time is rolling the dice with your dinner, then grab a wrap here, but maybe bring your own hand sanitizer.

If you want an experience that’ll make your stomach turn, Raf and Jurgen Z will happily tell you about their horror stories. So, pick your poison: great kebabs or a potential stomach ache. Either way, it’s gonna be an adventure you won’t soon forget—if you survive it that is.


💬 PEOPLE SAY 💬

grumpy staffkofte kebab wrapcurled meatfriendly serviceterrible hygiene

✨ FEATURES ✨

🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery📅 Reservations☀️ Outdoor seating🍺 Beer🍷 Wine👶 Kid friendly

📝 REVIEWS 📝

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"I've been ordering here for years and it's always been good."

— Dan Freeland

⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Very well priced and the guys are very friendly."

— Jonathan Howard-Smith

⭐⭐⭐

"The portion of our order was large and tasty."

— Catherine Hunt


🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling NEEDS IMPROVEMENT
🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities GOOD
📋 Management & Safety GOOD

Station Kebab House — Food Hygiene Rating: 2/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 24 November 2025


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