ASDA CDC

Asda CDC is less of a cafe and more of a driver’s pit stop. Picture a warehouse where the food is just as inspired as the surroundings—no, wait, that’s not right; there’s no inspiration here. Peter Sayer claims he’s never had a better time tipping pallets at 8 am, while other poor souls just want a clean loo and a bit of direction. If the staff are friendly, that’s great, but let’s hope they’re not too busy watching the monitors instead of assisting.

For every glowing review about quick tipping times, there’s a horror story about getting locked out of reception or waiting an eternity to unload. If you’re a delivery driver, you might find this place has all the charm of a cardboard box—necessary but not exactly a destination. Bring your own snacks; you’ll need them to survive this adventure.