Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 19 Cotham Road South, Cotham, BS6 5TZ
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The ultimate Russian roulette. Culinary daredevils only.
The Devil's feeding trough. Food so good people risk it all. The kitchen is a horror show but the reviews are immaculate. Strongest stomachs only. You've been warned.
Bad Squirrel Cafe is an absolute chaos in a cup. Imagine a place where the food is as questionable as your life choices after a night out. Hygiene? It’s a firm 1/5 and the Google reviews are sweet enough to cover it up with a sprinkle of glitter—4.8 stars from 119 reviews. People are lining up for a taste of whatever culinary disaster awaits them. Seriously, what are they eating?
Don't get me wrong; there’s a vibe. But if you’re not ready to roll the dice on potential stomach issues, maybe stick to takeaway food at home. It's like eating at a friend’s house where you’re not sure if they wash their hands after using the loo. A thrilling gamble for your taste buds, if you dare.
Bad Squirrel Cafe, Cotham — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 22 October 2025