COLOSSEUM

Colosseum is the kind of joint that plays it safe, but does it really leave a mark? The reviews are as bland as the decor—nobody's raving about it, but nobody's slamming it either. You could say it’s the culinary equivalent of beige wallpaper. Sure, it’s hygienic with a 5-star rating, but if you’re looking for excitement, you might need to keep scrolling. There’s no standout dish that’ll have you dreaming about it at night, just a run-of-the-mill experience that exists without making waves.

If you find yourself here, you might enjoy a decent meal, but don't expect to be wowed. It’s a safe bet, but let’s be real: how many times can you get excited about a place that doesn't quite know how to stand out?