GREGGS

Greggs is the quintessential pit stop when you need a quick bite that doesn’t involve Michelin stars or fine dining. This particular branch is as clean as a whistle, and the staff are mostly friendly, like Greta, who seems to be the toast of the town. However, step beyond the surface and you've got shifty customers possibly making off with their pastries, so keep your eyes peeled.

While the sausage rolls are a solid choice, the hit-or-miss service means you better hope you’re lucky when you walk in. It’s decent for a quick snack but don’t expect a sit-down meal experience. If you can dodge the chaos of questionable takes and lukewarm offerings, you might just walk away with a full belly and a half-hearted smile.