SAFFRON

Saffron is that sketchy place you know you shouldn’t go to but somehow always end up at, usually after a night out. With a hygiene score that’s practically a death warrant at 1/5, it’s a miracle folks are still lining up for a bite. Sure, the reviews rave about the taste, but at what cost? The food might be good, but you’re rolling the dice with every forkful.

The vibe here is basically 'natural selection in action.' Do you really want to risk your stomach while chasing culinary highs? If you’re feeling adventurous and have a strong constitution, maybe it’s worth a shot. But honestly, just remember to bring your own hand sanitizer and a good excuse for when you inevitably end up in the bathroom.