Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Unit 9 Novers Hill Trading Estate, Bedminster, BS3 5QY
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The ultimate Russian roulette. Culinary daredevils only.
The Devil's feeding trough. Food so good people risk it all. The kitchen is a horror show but the reviews are immaculate. Strongest stomachs only. You've been warned.
Skemers Cafe feels like a game of culinary roulette, and not the fun kind. With a 1/5 hygiene rating, you’d think they were serving food for a survival show rather than casual dining. Nevertheless, their Google rating is shockingly high at 4.7, which makes me question the taste of those who frequent this establishment.
There’s a dark humor to eating here that could either lead to a fantastic meal or a trip to the ER, but hey, some people live for the thrill. If you’re feeling brave and enjoy living on the edge of food safety, give it a go. Otherwise, steer clear and save your stomach. 🤢
Skemers Cafe, Bedminster — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 10 February 2025