Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Welsh Back, Bristol, BS1 4SB
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The ultimate Russian roulette. Culinary daredevils only.
The Devil's feeding trough. Food so good people risk it all. The kitchen is a horror show but the reviews are immaculate. Strongest stomachs only. You've been warned.
Soft Buoys is the latest spot that’ll have you questioning your life choices—specifically, why you’d risk a dodgy gut for toasties this good. The breakfast buoys toastie? Absolute fire, with layers of flavor that could distract you from the fact you’re probably eating at a place where hygiene doesn’t even register. Staffed by a team that seems to know their way around a sandwich, they’re slinging out everything from delightful coffee to a soft serve that’s apparently a ‘flavour bomb’—whatever that means. It’s like they’re daring you to risk it all for a taste.
But, let's be real: with a hygiene score of 1/5, you've got to have a death wish to truly enjoy this. Still, if you fancy playing food roulette, their grilled cheese could make you forget about all that. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you when your stomach starts rumbling like a freight train.
"The breakfast buoys toastie is absolutely banging and very filling."
"The soft serve was next level."
"Delicious coffee, way cheaper than most others in Bristol."
Soft Buoys, Bristol — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 28 October 2025