STARBUCKS COFFEE

Starbucks Coffee is the kind of place where you know the coffee is going to be... well, Starbucks. It’s clean, it’s standard, and Mikey assures us the team is friendly enough to make you feel like a regular. Just don’t expect a culinary revolution, because the drinks are about as exciting as last week’s leftovers. Rachel raved about the lovely drive-through guy, and Michael noted the barista's patience under pressure—props for that at least.

However, not everything is sunshine and lollipops. Lola and Malcolm called out the service struggles and rude staff, so maybe bring your own cheerleading squad for those busy days. While the ambiance might feel a tad soulless, if you need your caffeine fix and a comfy seat, Starbucks will do. It's not the worst, but it's not anything to write home about either. Just don’t expect to find the meaning of life at the bottom of your cup.