SUBWAY

Subway is a classic, isn’t it? You know what you’re getting—sandwiches made to your specifications and a side of questionable meat choices. Hygiene is on point, and you’re probably safe from any food poisoning. But let’s be real, if you’re looking for a gourmet experience, you won’t find it here. The decor is minimal, the bread is always fresh, but it’s still just a glorified assembly line for sandwiches. You can’t really mess it up unless you order something bizarre. It’s reliable, just like your favorite pair of jeans that you’ve had since high school.

However, if bland and predictable is your jam, you’ll love this place. Otherwise, you might want to try somewhere that puts a bit more excitement on your plate. For those days when you just need a quick bite and don’t care about the culinary experience, Subway is there for you.