UNDER THE STARS

Under the Stars is the place where romance goes to die—unless you’re really into questionable hygiene with a view. The ambiance is cute, and the food gets a few high marks from love-struck diners, but let's talk about that hygiene rating of 1/5. Yikes. 🦠 You'd think with all those glowing reviews, they’d at least scrub the place down.

People rave about the tapas, but can you really enjoy your crab croquetas while wondering if the kitchen is also home to a family of rats? The staff are friendly enough, and you might even enjoy a lovely evening if you squint hard enough to ignore the questionable cleanliness. Just be prepared for some low-key anxiety as you sip your overpriced wine next to a spiderweb. If you’re feeling lucky, roll the dice; just don’t blame me if you end up in a food safety horror story.