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🏠 Christmas Tree Farm Cudham Road, Downe, Orpington, BR6 7LF
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Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
Christmas Tree Farm Cafe is like that friend who's always there for you, but never quite brings the party. Sure, it has cute animals, and the kids love feeding the goats, but let’s be real – it’s more about the atmosphere than the food. The café is serviceable, with coffee that's about as exciting as a beige wall. It's clean and the kids will have a blast, especially with the friendly alpacas if they feel like showing up.
Katy Boyle says it's a lovely day out, and I can't argue with that. The parking is free, and there’s decent space to lounge about, but if you’re looking for culinary fireworks, you might want to pack a picnic. This place is perfect for an afternoon chill-out, just don’t expect a Michelin-star meal.
"A lovely day out for the whole family!"
"Such a great interactive experience for children to learn how to tend to a farm."
"Friendly staff"
Christmas Tree Farm - Cafe, Orpington — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 20 June 2025