FIVE GUYS

Five Guys is like that friend who promises the best time but often ends up being a letdown. With a 5-star hygiene rating, you won’t be worrying about getting sick, but you might leave your wallet feeling a little lighter. The burgers are good, juicy, and you get to stack them with toppings like you’re building a sandwich of dreams. But let’s be real: can you justify paying more for fries than a meal at a diner?

The service is usually friendly, but your experience might vary. It’s clean, but depending on the location, it can feel a bit hit or miss. It’s a reliable choice if you’re craving a burger, but don’t expect a life-changing experience. It’s decent, but not the holy grail of fast food.