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🏠 Unit 7 Nugent Shopping Park Cray Avenue, Orpington, BR5 3RP
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Five Guys in Orpington is the kind of place that leaves you questioning your life choices, especially when you see the £30 price tag for a bag of grease masquerading as food. The burgers, while fresh and juicy, come at a cost that might give your wallet a heart attack. Shoutout to Harvey for his menu breakdown, making us feel like we were navigating a culinary labyrinth. The fries? Fresh and crispy, but let's be honest, they should be for that price.
The vibe is clean and tidy, and the staff, including the lovely Rosie and Rebecca, bring a friendly touch to the experience. A decent stop if you’re in the area and want to indulge in overpriced burgers, but honestly, just plan your visit around a budget that doesn’t make you weep. Don’t get me started on the dubious hot dog and overcooked fries; they could use a pep talk from the burgers. Overall, if you’re desperate for a burger fix and can overlook the bank-breaking prices, you might just enjoy it. 🍔
"Excellent service and fantastic hamburgers."
"Fresh and delicious fries."
"Wonderful service and amazing food."
Five Guys, Orpington — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 5 December 2025