THE PARK CAFE

The Park Cafe is like a bad reality show—plenty of drama and not much deliciousness. With a hygiene rating that could use some serious TLC, this place serves up a mixed bag of experiences. While some were blown away by the salt beef wrap and pancakes, others found themselves confronted with stale bread and dry chicken tenders. And if you’re after a solid Sunday roast, you might want to have a backup plan because dismal reviews suggest it’s more packet food than homemade goodness.

To add to the chaos, there’s complaints about the service getting orders wrong and the general quality being more hit-or-miss than a dating app. Unless you enjoy gambling with your stomach, you might want to steer clear of this one.