STARBUCKS

Starbucks is like that reliable friend who always shows up with coffee when you need it, even if they can be a little flaky at times. This location is known for its consistent quality, which is basically code for 'you know what you’re getting.' The interior is modern, making it a decent spot for meetings or to gloat about your life goals while sipping your caramel macchiato.

While the staff are generally polite, the service can occasionally feel like it’s taken a slow train to nowhere. And for the love of all that’s holy, avoid the baked goods if you spot any flies – they might add a new flavor profile you didn’t ask for. Overall, it’s a safe bet for coffee lovers who don’t want to stray too far from the norm.