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🏠 Clementine Cafe, 4 Queens Circus, Cheltenham, GL50 1RX
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Clementine is your typical café that shows promise but falls a bit short when it comes to execution. The vegan and vegetarian options are commendable, but the consistency in service is like a game of roulette. One day you might get a gorgeous croissant; the next, a dirty table and forgetful waitstaff. It’s a cozy place to grab a quick bite, but don’t be surprised if your experience varies.
While the menu has some highlights, like the salmon poke bowl and fresh juices, the service can drop the ball, leaving you feeling more frustrated than satisfied. This place is like that friend who is sometimes fun but can be a bit flaky. If you’re in the area, it’s worth a try, but keep your expectations in check.
"Good vegan & vegetarian options, great coffee & amazing fresh juices."
"Lovely little cafe with friendly staff."
"Good food selection and friendly staff."
Clementine, Cheltenham — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 5 September 2025