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๐ Vineyard Cafe Mersea Island Vineyard, Rewsalls Lane, East Mersea, CO5 8SX
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest โ your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Vineyard caf'e is a vanilla in Colchester. With a food hygiene rating of 5/5 and 3.8โ on Google (9 reviews), this cafe lands in our "Vanilla" tier โ mediocre energy. you'd probably do better cooking at home.
Full review coming soon โ we're gathering more intel on this one.
Vineyard caf'e, East Mersea โ Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
๐๏ธ Last inspected: 29 October 2025