Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Sandymouth Bay Holiday Park, Kilkhampton, Bude, EX23 9HW
Tier Achieved:
The ultimate Russian roulette. Culinary daredevils only.
The Devil's feeding trough. Food so good people risk it all. The kitchen is a horror show but the reviews are immaculate. Strongest stomachs only. You've been warned.
Welcome to Sandymouth Holiday Park, where the cleanliness is questionable but the reviews are glowing. Despite a hygiene rating that screams ‘run away’, guests seem to think it’s the perfect family getaway—perhaps they’re just grateful for the distraction from the dodgy food. The restaurant serves meals that people are apparently happy to risk their stomachs for, like the 'excellent quality' options Laura Hemms enjoyed during her stays, though it's hard to imagine how a 5-star rating aligns with a 1/5 hygiene score. Plenty of satisfied visitors describe their lovely caravans and views, while the food remains a mysterious afterthought in their idyllic holiday retreat.
Many patrons rave about the views and comfy caravans, while the restaurant experience is more of a gamble. Honestly, if you’re willing to overlook the cleanliness, you might find a solid holiday vibe—just don’t expect the food to win any Michelin stars. It's like a family-friendly horror film; you come for the laughs, stay for the thrills, but the real horror might just be on your plate.
"We ate in the restaurant twice and it was excellent quality and very reasonable prices."
"The bar is nice, £5 a pint and we had lunch today which wasn't too pricey and decent food."
"The site itself is great along with its location and beautiful walks too."
Sandymouth Holiday Park, Bude — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 23 October 2025