GREGGS PLC

Ah, Greggs. The beloved bakery where the pastries are hotter than the staff’s attitude before that morning coffee. You walk in expecting a crispy sausage roll and maybe a croissant, but the reality is a game of 'will they have what I want?'. The vibe is all about convenience with a sprinkle of chaos. You might end up waiting for a pizza that doesn't exist, or be told your sausage roll will take 18 minutes—talk about a breakfast existential crisis.

But credit where it’s due: the staff can be lovely, like the lady who served Richard Rigby when he popped in for a sandwich and soup. Just don’t freak out if your order takes longer than your patience allows. It's Greggs—great for when you need a snack but not for when you’re in a hurry.