TESCO CUSTOMER CAFE

Welcome to the Tesco Customer Cafe, where the hygiene is squeaky clean but the food is a total letdown. I mean, who knew a panini could look like it was run over by a bus? You’d think with a menu plastered all over the walls, they’d manage to whip up something that doesn't taste like cardboard. The service, according to M U, was decent, but I can’t say the same for their underwhelming coffee orders. Daniel and Adrian both chimed in, suggesting that a couple more staff members wouldn’t hurt, especially during busy times. But hey, at least the cafe is cleaner than my kitchen after a night out.

Unfortunately, the fun stops there as Boris and Charles chime in with their horror stories about basic meals that took forever to arrive. Matthew got robbed with his overpriced “big” breakfast, while Pejay warned us about the breakfast that looked more like a sad leftovers plate. If you’re in need of a clean table and a quick coffee fix, sure, swing by. Just don’t expect anything remotely resembling a satisfying meal.