UPTON CAFE

Upton Cafe has somehow convinced the masses to overlook its hygiene score that’s lower than most public toilets. With a 4.7-star Google rating, you might think you’re walking into a culinary sanctuary. But make no mistake, this place is where the brave go to eat. Daz and his crew whip up breakfasts that could fill an army, with omelettes that are big enough to double as shields.

Still, some dishes have left people feeling a tad uneasy, with reports of crispy bacon accompanied by questionable cooking methods. So if you're feeling daring and want a greasy fry-up that might just give you a thrill, Upton Cafe is where you roll the dice on your meal—just don’t say we didn’t warn you.