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๐ Rear Of, 68 The Green, Southall, UB2 4BG
Tier Achieved:
Bad AND dirty. Worse than a meal deal.
Like being slapped twice. The food's crap and you'll probably get the ๐ฉs anyway. Just... don't.
Milan Palace is a double slap in Ealing. With a food hygiene rating of 2/5 and 3.8โ on Google (752 reviews), this banquet hall lands in our "Double Slap" tier โ bad and dirty. worse than a meal deal.
Full review coming soon โ we're gathering more intel on this one.
Milan Palace, Southall โ Food Hygiene Rating: 2/5
๐๏ธ Last inspected: 21 November 2025