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🏠 26 High Street Alton GU34 1BN, GU34 1BN
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Stones Cafe is the kind of place you stumble into when you’re in Alton and just need a solid breakfast. Spotlessly clean with a menu that’s as straightforward as a Sunday morning, they do a decent coffee that won’t make you weep in despair. It’s unpretentious, which is a win, but let’s be real, you’re not going to find anything groundbreaking here.
The reviews are a mixed bag, with some customers loving the good value and quality, while others experienced grumpy staff and limited food options. If you’re after a no-frills breakfast, you could do worse, but don’t expect to be blown away — just get in, get fed, and get on with your day.
"The best breakfast and coffee I’ve had."
"Good value"
"The whole place was spotless and beautifully fitted out."
Stones Cafe — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 27 November 2023