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🏠 104-108 Curtain Road, Hackney, EC2A 3AH
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
The Hoxton Pony is where you go to have a good time with friends, but don’t expect fine dining in the mix. The rooftop bar is a major draw, especially when the sun is shining, making it easy to overlook the occasional grumpy staff. The atmosphere is pretty lively, and the cocktails might just wash your worries away, especially the frozen margaritas, which taste like a party in your mouth.
If you’re hoping for a quiet night out, you might want to steer clear; it gets noisy and packed, which can be both a vibe and a headache. The food is decent, but you’re here for the location and fun rather than gourmet cuisine. So grab a drink, maybe do a little dancing, and enjoy the quirky decor while you’re at it.
"Loved every minute!"
"The rooftop bar is truly stunning."
"Food, drinks and music were just perfect."
The Hoxton Pony, Hackney — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 24 November 2022