ARAGON HOUSE

Aragon House is your typical vanilla experience—hygiene is top-notch at 5/5, but the food and overall vibe aren’t exactly blowing anyone away. Eugene loved his stay so much that he felt like royalty, while AJ-KM couldn’t get enough of the Chicken Caesar salad. Other guests enjoyed the garden and the comforting atmosphere, but let’s not pretend this is the culinary mecca of London.

Grace gets a shout-out for her warm service during Sunday roast, but then there’s Giovanni who experienced cocktail chaos with his Havana Sour. So, if you’re looking for a clean spot to lay your head, and some decent food, this might be a good choice. But if you’re after a lively dining experience, you might want to keep looking. No sparks flying here, just a solid stay.