LEON

Leon is like that unreliable friend who promises a good time but shows up late and empty-handed. Hygiene? You’re golden with a 5, but the food is a hit-or-miss affair. Some patrons rave about the vegan falafel salad, but with the Google rating sitting at 4.1, the menu can be a bit of a gamble. It’s like playing culinary roulette, and sometimes you just get a mix of disappointment and mediocrity.

If you’re looking for a quick bite, you’ll get what you pay for, just don’t expect fireworks. You might leave feeling like you’ve had a meal, but it won’t be something you’ll be chatting about over drinks that evening. A solid option if you’re in a pinch, but don’t go in with high hopes.