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🏠 191C Uxbridge Road, London, W12 9RA
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Mar Mar Cafe is your classic greasy spoon, serving up English breakfasts that could probably fuel a small army. If you're after a hearty omelette or a fry-up, this is your place. The coffee is decent, and the prices are kind to your wallet. Just be prepared for some inconsistency in service—sometimes you’ll get your food quick, and other times you’ll be left twiddling your thumbs. 🍳
While it’s not winning any awards for hygiene (looking at you, basement), it gets the job done if you’re in a bind. Just don’t expect too much and you might leave satisfied. It's the kind of place where you go to eat and run, not linger and chat. Good grub, but keep your expectations realistic.
"If you love the English breakfast, this is the perfect place."
"Very reasonable and tasty breakfast."
"I come here regularly and have to say portion size is excellent."
Mar Mar Cafe — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 25 June 2025