Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Unit 2135, Westfield London Shopping Centre, Ariel Way, W12 7GE
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Morty And Bobs is the food court's answer to a dull lunch break. With a hygiene score that shines like a freshly polished apple, you’d think the food would be a knockout too—but, spoiler alert, it’s more of a light tap. The menu’s all over the place, with everything from steak sandwiches to truffle fries, but quality is as hit or miss as your luck at the slots. Fred Bigox loved the chicken; Da Proof INC. enjoyed the steak. But then you’ve got folks like Trinity Smith reporting raw chicken in their burger. Yikes.
If you’re looking for decent grub while on the go, this place might suffice, but don’t expect a culinary epiphany. It's clean and somewhat reliable, but calling it a culinary destination? That's reaching. Just make sure you keep an eye out for the food quality, or you might end up with a side of food poisoning.
Morty And Bobs, Ariel Way — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 10 December 2025