NESPRESSO

Nespresso is essentially the coffee version of a pop-up shop, and it’s not living its best life. Hygiene? Spot on. Customer service? Let’s just say it’s a game of chance. Rodrigo seems to be the bean magician who can elevate your coffee pod shopping experience, but not everyone is as lucky. Some folks are reporting staff who’d rather scroll through their phones than serve you. If you get one of the helpful staff, it’s a solid spot for your coffee fix. But if you hit the grumpy ones? Good luck finding your way out without a caffeine-induced meltdown.

The chaotic kiosk vibe makes it feel a bit like a flea market—great if you like the thrill of the hunt, but if you want a leisurely coffee shopping experience, you might be better off elsewhere. ☕️