WHAT THE FISH

What The Fish is a place that's surviving on its hygiene rating alone—5/5—but somehow still manages to leave customers feeling ‘meh’ about the food. The reviews are as flat as the fish on your plate, leaving little room for excitement. You might find yourself wondering if they serve anything more memorable than yesterday’s leftovers.

With a hygiene score that dazzles while the menu flops, you’re probably better off grabbing a takeaway from the chippy down the road. It’s clean, sure, but who wants to eat in a sterile atmosphere with underwhelming offerings? If you're in the area, just keep walking or prepare for a fishy disappointment.