GREGGS

Greggs is like that reliable friend who shows up on a Tuesday with a sausage roll when you’ve got the munchies. The man at the counter, a true gentleman, even convinced Caroline to snag a meal deal, scoring bonus points for customer service. But let’s not forget the all-too-common tragedy of them running out of sausage rolls, leaving Ruairidh with that familiar feeling of despair. Sure, the vegan sausage roll might have been crispy for róisín, but let’s not kid ourselves—there’s a reason this place is known for its baked goods, not a gourmet experience.

Overall, it’s clean, the staff are friendly, and you’ll likely be happy if you stick to the classics like sausage rolls and steak bakes. Just manage your expectations—this isn’t fine dining; it’s merely a comforting pit stop on life’s journey. Just remember to avoid the omelettes at all costs, unless you enjoy being treated like an inconvenience by Nori.