KHOAI CAFE

🏠 6 Topsfield Parade, Tottenham Lane, Hornsey, N8 8PR

🍽️ Vietnamese Restaurant

Tier Achieved:

😈 DEVIL'S FEEDING TROUGH 😈

The ultimate Russian roulette. Culinary daredevils only.

The Devil's feeding trough. Food so good people risk it all. The kitchen is a horror show but the reviews are immaculate. Strongest stomachs only. You've been warned.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 1/5 FSA Certified

⭐ Google Rating 4.5 358 reviews

🕐 Hours not available

📍 DIRECTIONS

😈 Devil's Feeding Trough

Khoai Cafe is a devil's feeding trough in Haringey. With a food hygiene rating of 1/5 and 4.5★ on Google (358 reviews), this vietnamese restaurant lands in our "Devil's Feeding Trough" tier — the ultimate russian roulette. culinary daredevils only.

Full review coming soon — we're gathering more intel on this one.

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery☀️ Outdoor seating

🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

📋 Management & Safety NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

Khoai Cafe, Hornsey — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 27 November 2025

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