LA BARCA

La Barca feels like that awkward friend at a party. Hygiene is spot on, but the food? Well, let’s say it doesn’t quite have the charm. Their seafood paella sounds fancy, but it’s about as flavorful as wet cardboard. Service was decent, but don’t expect them to work miracles with the uninspired menu. The vibe is chill, but you might find yourself eyeing the exit sooner than you’d like.

For a place that's squeaky clean, it sure doesn’t serve up the excitement. If you’re in the area, you might want to grab a takeaway from somewhere else. It’s not a total disaster, but let’s just say it could use a bit more spice in its life. So, if you’re hunting for a culinary adventure, you might want to steer clear of La Barca for now.