LA GIOCONDA

La Gioconda is that cozy Italian spot you didn’t know you needed. With their pasta and pizza dishing out warm, home-cooked vibes, it's a local favorite for a reason. Tim, the friendly waiter, knows how to make you feel at home — just ask him about the calzone and tiramisu. It’s a steal for London standards, and you might just find yourself inhaling the pizza faster than you can snap a pic for Instagram.

But hey, not everyone has had the same experience. One unfortunate soul got served by a new staff member with all the charm of a wet sock. Still, the overwhelming praise for the food means this place is doing something right. Just remember to dodge the grumpy servers and stick to what’s been winning hearts — like that glorious mushroom pasta that had Harry Rees raving. You won’t be disappointed (unless you get the wrong staff).