MCDONALD'S

McDonald’s in Tottenham is like that reliable old friend who might flake on plans but is there when you really need them. Hygiene? A solid 5/5. Food? Well, it’s McDonald’s, so you know what you’re getting—a comforting hug in the form of nuggets and fries. Jordan was impressed by the staff helping elderly customers during a busy football match, which is nice and all, but let’s face it, it’s still just fast food.

However, there’s a darker side to this convenience. Many customers have had their orders messed up, with missing fries or a sad lack of toy in the Happy Meal. With complaints about service that range from indifferent to downright brutal, this McDonald's is more of a stop on your way to somewhere else than a destination. Just keep your expectations in check and you’ll be fine.