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🏠 Link House, 41 Colney Hatch Lane, Hornsey, N10 1LJ
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Monkey Puzzle Muswell Hill is more of a nursery than a food haven, but let’s spill the tea. Parents are practically throwing confetti over the staff for their supportive vibes and family-friendly feel. Kids come for the fun, parents stay for the peace of mind, and while the food may not be the star of the show, at least the hygiene is on point. Just don’t expect culinary masterpieces here; it’s all about the kiddie snacks and soft play area.
However, if you’re after a Michelin star experience, you’ll be better off heading to your local takeout. While I’m sure the kids are living their best lives, the food is about as exciting as a soggy biscuit. Still, if you’re looking for a clean, safe space for your little ones, this place does the job—just don’t expect to be wowed by the menu.
"The staff were incredibly supportive and attentive to all our questions."
"Staff are friendly and kind."
"She always asks to go back to visit everyone as she felt the family vibe."
Monkey Puzzle Muswell Hill, Hornsey — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 24 May 2024