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🏠 33 Salisbury Road, Tottenham, N4 1JY
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Thirty Threes 33s is the kind of place that makes you feel right at home. From juicy burgers to crispy fries, it’s the ultimate casual dining experience. The owners are like your overly friendly neighbors, and they’ve created an atmosphere that feels warm and welcoming. If brunch is your vibe, their avocado breakfast with perfectly poached eggs is a must, while the range of craft beers will keep the adults happy.
However, the vibe is so great that one reviewer felt the food could be overshadowed by the experience. Everything is on point, but if you’re after a Michelin star, keep dreaming. This is a solid brunch spot for a lazy weekend, complete with an aesthetic that’s easy on the eyes. 🍻
"The burger was juicy, fries crispy, and everything came out hot and fresh"
"I had brunch and it was great"
"I was so amazed by atmosphere, interior, and the way customers been served"
Thirty Threes 33s, Tottenham — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 18 February 2025