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The ultimate Russian roulette. Culinary daredevils only.
The Devil's feeding trough. Food so good people risk it all. The kitchen is a horror show but the reviews are immaculate. Strongest stomachs only. You've been warned.
Moana Poke Bowls is a devil's feeding trough in Hillingdon. With a food hygiene rating of 1/5 and 4.6โ on Google (26 reviews), this hawaiian restaurant lands in our "Devil's Feeding Trough" tier โ the ultimate russian roulette. culinary daredevils only.
Full review coming soon โ we're gathering more intel on this one.
Moana Poke Bowls โ Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
๐๏ธ Last inspected: 1 October 2025