Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Hillside Clubhouse, Unit A, 30 North Road, N7 9GJ
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Hillside Clubhouse is where you go for a coffee and maybe a dose of existential dread. It’s got a squeaky clean hygiene score of 5, but the Google rating is more of a cautious 3.4. Jennie Whitford was impressed with the fresh sandwiches and homemade soup, but other reviewers had a rocky experience. Simon Leigh-Lancaster apparently had a run-in that turned sour, while Kat Martin felt their mental health claims were just hot air.
If you’re looking for a firm handshake and a sandwich, Hillside might serve you just fine. Just be prepared for the possibility of awkward encounters and a bit of a wait. You might leave with a sandwich, but it's anyone's guess what kind of emotional baggage you’ll bring home. 🥪
"Impeccably organised, empathic, proactive, and helpful."
"They do great work to support people."
"Fantastic Staff, Helpful if you have a problem."
Hillside Clubhouse, 30 North Road — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 14 January 2025