MULLENLOWE

MullenLowe is like that friend who shows up to a party with a fancy bottle of wine but only has vague stories to tell. It’s got a shining 5-star hygiene rating, but the 4.4 Google score feels like a cheeky way of saying, 'meh.' With reviews full of vague praise, it seems like nobody wants to get into the nitty-gritty.

You’ve got Phil Reynolds exclaiming 'Awesome' and Horacio Puebla getting poetic, but not much in terms of actual food commentary. If you want a place that’s clean and perhaps an ideal backdrop for a casual meet-up, it might serve its purpose, but don’t expect culinary fireworks.